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[dielectrics]

"This is Killua, leave a message. Gon, USE VOICEMAIL."

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You've got mail!

[deathbysnusnu]

just handwaving that he got this info somehow - [voice]

[punchestumors]

Oi Killua! It's Leorio! I heard from Kurapika you were around. Hit me up sometime, all right?!

[and he leaves his contact info and apartment because why not]

voice;

[dielectrics]

Wow, you really did show up! You're so late, though, what took so long?

[ Gotta give Leorio a hard time before he goes to visit, after all. ]

[punchestumors]

Beats me. I guess CERES had a tall order crackin' the code of someone as complicated as me!

[and yeah, that's 100% sarcastic. After all, how should he know? The last thing he remembers is the cooldown period after almost getting elected hunter chairman.]

[dielectrics]

Or maybe they just left you for last since it was so simple.

[ As obnoxiously bratty as he's being, though, Killua sobers. ]

You missed Gon, you know. He would've been happy to see you.

[punchestumors]

[He wants to retort, but that last bit takes obvious priority. Gon noooo]

But ... but Kurapika said you told him he was here! Did he really just vanish overnight?!

[Damn it he thought things were going good]

text;

[flaredo]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx

[ Thank Pyrrha. ]

[dielectrics]

why

[flaredo]

Because you're in my heart! :)

[dielectrics]

no i'm not
you don't believe it do you? are you in love??

[flaredo]

Why do you sound so alarmed

text;

[psycholawgy]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx

[ SENDING TO EVERYONE SHE KNOWS, YEAH!!! ]

[dielectrics]

ugh not you too
why are you sending me this crap

[psycholawgy]

No reason :)

[dielectrics]

the smiley face just makes it more suspicious

voice;

[madhatted]

[ A message pops up in your inbox from an anonymous source. How strange! If you don't delete it immediately, you'll be greeted with an audio message that's quiet, at first. In fact, it's quiet enough that just in time for you to turn it up, it starts to speak. It sounds suspiciously like Xerxes Break if you know him, but at the same time, there's a totally stupid voice being used, since it's not like Break would send this message along. Emily, though? Of course. She's such a gossip. ]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, because if you don't, then something preeeetty bad might happen to them! Heart failure is pretty serious~! Kehehehehehe!!!

(( ooc note ; break is sending this to literally everyone in the game, so I'm sorry... Feel free to figure out he caused it, since it's not like he's trying that hard to hide it. ))

[dielectrics]

LEAVE ME ALONE.

[ He stabs at the end call button viciously. How many more of these messages is he going to have to endure?! ]

gift; 12/24

[masakados]

[HERE, HAVE A PRESENT, KILLUA--

That is to say, if he plays ViViD in the next couple of days he might find he has SUDDENLY POINTS that he didn't have before... this guy sent 'em.

And, there'll be a little package on Christmas Eve with a note: Killua, hope those points come in handy. And maybe you can give this a try in real life?

- Naoki

Included is a thief cloak... Naoki, please, stop sending gag gifts.]

[dielectrics]

[ The cloak is the coolest thing Killua has ever gotten as a present. Then again, that's not hard, considering his family's idea of gifts are poisoned cookies and stints in the family torture chamber. Also, it probably helps that Killua has questionable taste in clothes to start with.

Still, he does have to wonder... ]

what's all the stuff for? you're not dying or something, are you?

[masakados]

[It's okay, Naoki can't... really talk about fashion choices. Whoops.]

oh yeah, this is the stuff written in my will to go to you

[Naoki please--]

nah it's just a present for Christmas

[dielectrics]

what's christmas?

[ Look, he doesn't object to random gifts. He just is confused about the whole thing. ]

text; 12/24

[rollin]

[ After delivering most of his presents, a thought strikes him: OH SHIT, HE FORGOT TO GET KILLUA A PRESENT. ]

what do u want for xmas

[dielectrics]

[ Lucky for Yata that the answer he gets in reply is: ]

what's xmas?

[rollin]

[ Yata could say "nm" and move on, but he's too nice for his own good. ]

the day when u give ur friends presents

[dielectrics]

[ This seems like something Yata totally just made up. ]

why?